Siren

The Siren is a Town NPC. Currently there is no way for her to spawn naturally.

When threatened by enemies, she will summon Water Bolts to attack enemies.

Names
The Siren can only be named Jennifer.

Quotes

 * Hm. (Player Name)? Anything peculiar lately? The weather? Creatures? Yeah, thought so.
 * Hey look! Is that an ube shake? *gulp* Oh damn, more slimes. I wasn't supposed to drink that.
 * Oof.
 * Haven't had self-calmness in the ocean lately. That fake siren kept singing that awful song, and there's the giant levi with her. Glad to be here anyways.
 * No! I was playing an app game and all my troops died because of a false formation! Just kidding. I never played that game anyway.
 * What's that? A weapon? That thing is why that Guide is DEAD.
 * Ever been afraid of butterflies? Yeah me neith- AAAAAAH!!! IT'S A BUTTERFLY KILL IT!!!.
 * You're just too kind to offer me a home. Yeah, I had a home, but it was a real disturbance
 * Yuy

If the Angler is present:

 * That time underwater was quite drawn out. Until I reached the surface. Good thing I won't have to get (Angler's Name)'s hooks stuck in my hair again.
 * You know (Angler's Name)? That brat is just daring to be fed by sharks!
 * I'll get to ya in a sec. Just gotta check my email... Oh. Is that a letter from (Angler's Name)? Yeah. Definitely ignoring that.

If the player has defeated Skeletron, but hasn't defeated Erimos yet:

 * Hey. What's with the purple sky?
 * I'm feeling migraines lately. I just feel like someone's watching me.
 * I feel a bit uneasy...

If the Skeleton Merchant is present:

 * NYEH. HEH. HEEEEEeeeeee. Yup. I'm gonna die.
 * I'm stuck here in the vast underground with a skeleton named (Skeleton Merchant's Name)!? Gee, you're a tryhard, aren't you. Must've read the books about this.I

If the Tax Collector is present:

 * Bah. Handbag.


 * That guy in a suit? NO! It's a tax collector!!!

During a Blood Moon


 * GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
 * RAINING BLOOOOOOOOD!!!! FROM A LACERATED SKY!!!!
 * What do you want from me?!
 * No! I was playing an app game and all my troops died because of a false formation! I HATE YOU, GAME!!!
 * WHAT?!
 * Ever been afraid of humans? Yeah me neith- AAAAAAH!!! IT'S A HUMAN KILL IT!!!.
 * I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A BLOOD OCEAN!!! WHY AM I LIVING IN A SHOEBOX?!
 * Ugh.

During a Goblin Army

 * Huh. Big nosed, boring things. That one looks blue. They look, familiar...
 * They never used a gun before?
 * Why don't I hear ear-piercing woodwind instruments when I see those things. When I imagine them, all I see is a grumpy squid.

During a Pirate Invasion

 * Hey! They're back! I hope they're here to return my jeweled comb!
 * And I thought these guys steal! All they do is run around and jump randomly.
 * I tried looking out of the ocean from a giant rock. That's how I met these guys.

If the Diverman from the Thorium Mod is present:

 * That guy. Yes, him. (Diverman's Name), the Diverman. He's a great friend. Wish to know more about his journeys to the 'Aquatic Depths'! Maybe someday... What's up?

If the Enchanter from the Spirit Mod is present:

 * (Enchanter's Name) is a fine man of wizardry himself. I hope he has a loyalty rune. I hate having to go all the way to pick up my tridents after throwing them.

Trivia

 * Most of the Siren's quotes have a lot of references:
 * The "self-calmness" quote mentions the Anahita and Leviathan bosses from the Calamity Mod.
 * The "false formation" quote is a nod to the countless misleading mobile game ads that usually show a person with an army trying to beat another army using a formation.
 * The "Guide is DEAD" quote is an obvious reference to the popular TF2 meme "Heavy is Dead".
 * The "I'm gonna die" quote is a reference to how Papyrus from Undertale laughs.
 * The "Bah. Handbag" quote is a nod to "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens.
 * The "guy in a suit" quote is a reference to a quote from the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Skill Crane".
 * The "Raining Blood" quote is a reference to the song "Raining Blood" by thrash metal band Slayer.
 * All of the Siren's Goblin Army quotes are references to Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants.
 * The "looking out of the ocean from a giant rock" is a reference to an iconic scene from "The Little Mermaid".
 * Dev Note: Most of the prices are broken.